we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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