Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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