I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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