..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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