I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Bring me that man meat
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