its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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