Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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