just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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How naked do you want me to be?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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