Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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