When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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