How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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