PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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