I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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