New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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