Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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