Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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