I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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