we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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