Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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