Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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