Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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