She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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