The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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