If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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