I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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