Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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