Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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