it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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