11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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