put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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