just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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