I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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