I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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