I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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