the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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