I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i've created a new STD.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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