Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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