If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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