I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
Randomize
