How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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