I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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