whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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