I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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