508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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