I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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