We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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