She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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