I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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