I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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