Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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