Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Who died my cat blue again?
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