wakey wakey hands off snakey
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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