I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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