is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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