I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
is that a dick in a sweater?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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