if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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