i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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